Posted 10 October 2007 - 11:41 AM
Posted 12 October 2007 - 02:19 PM
Two men in a sauna. The first one says to the second one, “Do you want to see a magic trick?”
Second guy says, “Sure.”
“OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees.”
Second guy turns around and gets down on all fours.
“There,” says the first one, “… does that feel like you’ve got a thumb up your ass?”
The first guy waves both of his hands in the air, “Magic!”
Posted 13 October 2007 - 01:39 AM
Posted 13 October 2007 - 01:44 AM
his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He
rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle
Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
closet floor. "You *******!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house
naked scaring the kids?"
Posted 13 October 2007 - 01:47 AM
complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly
threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition." Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house
and have your pleasure with her."
"I'll take you."
"Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks."
"I want you."
So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her pussy and one finger in
her butt. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."
Posted 13 October 2007 - 01:52 AM
father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked
curiously "What ya doin dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny
replied "What ya gonna do, fu*k him?"
Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:32 PM
"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.
"I'm sure we’ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.
"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."
"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.
Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:35 PM
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.
Posted 26 October 2007 - 03:37 PM
The only thing he said was, "F.F."
His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."
Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."
She responded simply, "E.F."
He repeated, "F.F."
She again replied, "E.F."
"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"
Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"
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