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Ek din RKyadav Biradar Kalimatiko tarkari Gaddima tarkari bechdai raheko belama newapasa Biradar tuplukka tyhaha pugechhan ra RKYadav Biradar lai Tarkari bechdai gareko dekhera 'Yo bhaiyalai ta aaj chood-daina' bhanne sochera newapasa Biradar RKYadav Biradar ko stall ma gai RKYadav Biradar sanga tarkariko bhau yas prakar sodhechhan;

 

newapasa Biradar: O RKyadav bhaiya, yo Raya saag muttha ko Kati ma Diyeko?

 

RKYadav Biradar: Hujur, yo hara saag ko muttha chha na, tyo dui rupiya ko chha hujur. Ekdam taaja taaja chha, abhi abhi truck bata utareko chha. Lii linus, bahut ramro chha taaja hara saag.

 

newapasa Biradar: hya, tyasai taaja taaja bhanera lyauchha. Paatharu ta sabai kuiyaka chhan tyasma pani Dui rupiya bhanera lyauchha. HuDaina yo Ta. Yo Dherai mahango bhayo.

 

RKYadav Biradar: Paat kuhiyeko chhaina hujur. Tyo Birgunj se Kathmandu ta By route ko bato Truk ma lyauda upar niche bhayera thoda chot matrai lageko ho. Usko ras-pas sab thik chha hujur.

 

newapasa Biradar: hya, Tarak ma lyauDaima yasTo pani hunchha? La bhaihalyo. Tyaso bhaye yo 1 rupiya ma Deu Ta?

 

RKYadav Biradar: Ye ta bahut kum bhayo hujur. Tyo bhanda bahut mero lagai pareko chha. Baru char aana kam gari dinchhu, hunchha?

 

(Yasta prakarle dubai dherai lamo discussion paryo ra aakhir newapasa Biradar le 1 ruppe ma tyo saag liyerai chhadyo).

 

Arko din RKYadav Biradar ghumdai Asan Gallima pugechhan ra tyaha newapasa Biradar lai Kharpanma Bhanta bechdai gareko bhetechhan. 'Yasle malai bahut satayeko chha, aaj ma is ko chhod-daina' bhanne sochera RKYadav Biradar pani newapasa Biradar kaha gai Bhanta ko bhau sodhechhan:

 

RKYadav Biradar: newapasa ji, yo Bhanta ko bhau kitna hai?

 

newapasa Biradar: Bharkhar afnai bari bata tipera lyayako ho, ekDam Taaja chha. yas ko Dam panch rupaiya ho.

 

RKYadav Biradar: Sirf ek Bhanta ko dam pach rupiya? ye to bahut mahanga bhayo, ali kam gari linuhos.

 

newapasa: Kam Ta kunai halaTma ni huDai huDaina.

 

RKyadav Biradar: Samjhauta gari linuhos. Hernuhos, tapaiko Bhanta thoda sa fusro pani chha aur thoda sadeko pani chha ra dikhna ma pani thoda berup ko chha. Ik rupiya dinchhu, hunchha?

 

(RKYadav Biradar le yasto bhane pachhi newapasa Biradar lai khapi saknu bhayena ra jurukka uthera)..

 

newapasa Biradar: Tyasai baka bak garera lyauchha, Talai Ta bhaiya. mad.gifdry.gif Tero ba ko tauko kuyako, Tero mukh kuyako, Ta pani kuyako, Tyasai mero chuppa lagera basi lyayako Bhantalai Tyas Tyasai gali garera pathauchha. huh

 

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biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif Very nice one lalupate ji. Nepali akshyarma bhayeko bhaye aru ramro hune thiyo. tongue.gif

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Ek din RKyadav Biradar Kalimatiko tarkari Gaddima tarkari bechdai raheko belama newapasa Biradar tuplukka tyhaha pugechhan ra RKYadav Biradar lai Tarkari bechdai gareko dekhera 'Yo bhaiyalai ta aaj chood-daina' bhanne sochera newapasa Biradar RKYadav Biradar ko stall ma gai RKYadav Biradar sanga tarkariko bhau yas prakar sodhechhan;

 

newapasa Biradar: O RKyadav bhaiya, yo Raya saag muttha ko Kati ma Diyeko?

 

RKYadav Biradar: Hujur, yo hara saag ko muttha chha na, tyo dui rupiya ko chha hujur. Ekdam taaja taaja chha, abhi abhi truck bata utareko chha. Lii linus, bahut ramro chha taaja hara saag.

 

newapasa Biradar: hya, tyasai taaja taaja bhanera lyauchha. Paatharu ta sabai kuiyaka chhan tyasma pani Dui rupiya bhanera lyauchha. HuDaina yo Ta. Yo Dherai mahango bhayo.

 

RKYadav Biradar: Paat kuhiyeko chhaina hujur. Tyo Birgunj se Kathmandu ta By route ko bato Truk ma lyauda upar niche bhayera thoda chot matrai lageko ho. Usko ras-pas sab thik chha hujur.

 

newapasa Biradar: hya, Tarak ma lyauDaima yasTo pani hunchha? La bhaihalyo. Tyaso bhaye yo 1 rupiya ma Deu Ta?

 

RKYadav Biradar: Ye ta bahut kum bhayo hujur. Tyo bhanda bahut mero lagai pareko chha. Baru char aana kam gari dinchhu, hunchha?

 

(Yasta prakarle dubai dherai lamo discussion paryo ra aakhir newapasa Biradar le 1 ruppe ma tyo saag liyerai chhadyo).

 

Arko din RKYadav Biradar ghumdai Asan Gallima pugechhan ra tyaha newapasa Biradar lai Kharpanma Bhanta bechdai gareko bhetechhan. 'Yasle malai bahut satayeko chha, aaj ma is ko chhod-daina' bhanne sochera RKYadav Biradar pani newapasa Biradar kaha gai Bhanta ko bhau sodhechhan:

 

RKYadav Biradar: newapasa ji, yo Bhanta ko bhau kitna hai?

 

newapasa Biradar: Bharkhar afnai bari bata tipera lyayako ho, ekDam Taaja chha. yas ko Dam panch rupaiya ho.

 

RKYadav Biradar: Sirf ek Bhanta ko dam pach rupiya? ye to bahut mahanga bhayo, ali kam gari linuhos.

 

newapasa: Kam Ta kunai halaTma ni huDai huDaina.

 

RKyadav Biradar: Samjhauta gari linuhos. Hernuhos, tapaiko Bhanta thoda sa fusro pani chha aur thoda sadeko pani chha ra dikhna ma pani thoda berup ko chha. Ik rupiya dinchhu, hunchha?

 

(RKYadav Biradar le yasto bhane pachhi newapasa Biradar lai khapi saknu bhayena ra jurukka uthera)..

 

newapasa Biradar: Tyasai baka bak garera lyauchha, Talai Ta bhaiya.  mad.gif  dry.gif Tero ba ko tauko kuyako, Tero mukh kuyako, Ta pani kuyako, Tyasai mero chuppa lagera basi lyayako Bhantalai Tyas Tyasai gali garera pathauchha. huh 

 

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This is really damm good joke Lalupate. You r brilliant. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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That's a nice one Lalupate Daji. And we wish to hear and read more stuffs about WNSO Businessmen here.

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Aru Gosti samapta bhae pachhi pes garnechhu.

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newapasa Biradar: Tyasai baka bak garera lyauchha, Talai Ta bhaiya. mad.gifdry.gif Tero ba ko tauko kuyako, Tero mukh kuyako, Ta pani kuyako, Tyasai mero chuppa lagera basi lyayako Bhantalai Tyas Tyasai gali garera pathauchha. huh

 

 

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