New Sardarji Jokes
Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:10 AM
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ...
Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:21 AM
Sardar was trying to open his suitcase to take out his night dress. But he was unable to open it. Pathan came and opened the suitcase & said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off .
After an hour sardar was busy in opening his lunch box. But he could not opened it. Pathan came, opened the box & said "Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off .
After some time sardar was trying to open door of toilet but he couldn't . Again Pathan came and opened it with one kick and said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai"
This time sardar was to angry he asked pathan "oye muzhe ek gal bata, teri ma junge gayi thi ya sher tere ghar aaya tha?" and went off.
Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:26 AM
The friend asked him why he was wearing two different socks ? The sardarji told him"kya kahen kal dukan dar ne thag liya eisa hi ek pair ghar me bhi hain."
Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:39 AM
He paid for the butter and was handed over the butter He waited for sometime. On asking him what else he wanted, he replied " don't think I will get fooled by you shopkeepers, please hand over the cholestrol which the company offered free with purchase of this pack".
Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:48 AM
One day a sardar said to Lalupate broda, ' mai kittha'.
The lalupate broda replied, ' tra kittha nai hos ni ta'.
Posted 23 January 2005 - 09:42 AM
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through everyline of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December.
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y to K" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction.
Y-to-K Project leader.
Posted 23 January 2005 - 09:50 AM
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, "it says here, 'answer the following questions in Brief'."
Posted 07 July 2005 - 01:58 AM
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Posted 07 July 2005 - 01:58 AM
To avoid side effect!!!
Posted 07 July 2005 - 01:59 AM
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
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