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Titanic in Bollywood !

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Titanic in Bollywood!

 

 

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood?

 

The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes!

 

* Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack.Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime he sees Shahrukh.

 

* Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.

 

* Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance sequence in

the world.

 

* The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing,there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in CD album.

 

* The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta.

The ship will start sinking, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive on-board population.

 

* The infamous lovemaking in the back seat of the car would be replaced with a song in the Swiss Alps.

 

* Best friend of Shahrukh will save his sister from being raped during chaos.The sister will instantly fall in love right after this and she will

also get a song or two.

 

* Remember Rose changing her mind about jumping into the water? In our case,Madhuri changes her mind, since...since... the ship is moving along a creek and the water stinks!

 

* How can we forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be painting Madhuri's portrait with Madhuri fully covered minus the locket (Censors

yaar!). This is to be followed by a dance number, with extras of course, in a art gallery.

 

* Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom Aasoo Devi on the ship.Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Shahrukh about how

Gulshan troubled them. Shahrukh would then yell, "Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaoonga". The ensuing fight would only last for an hour.

 

* There would be an antakshari for the "drowners" conducted by Annu Kapoor instead of the trio playing the violin.

 

* Most important!! The number of times the word "Bachaoooo" would be yelled would be a record in the history of cinema.And the

masterpiece would be waste of time...ooops waste of money without...

 

* "Raaaabert...Captain se ja ke kaho ke agar apni maa or bahen ko zinda dekhnachahte ho to naav ko Hindustaan kee sarhado se hamesha hamesha ke liye bahoootdoor le le."

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QUOTE (Vipasha Kshetri @ Apr 14 2003, 05:46 AM)
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* "Raaaabert...Captain se ja ke kaho ke agar apni maa or bahen ko zinda dekhnachahte ho to naav ko Hindustaan kee sarhado se hamesha hamesha ke liye bahoootdoor le le."

Here, as ship's captain role will be played by Amitabh Bachchan, after hearing above dialogue........he probably will say this.....!

 

"hei....hum bhi wo hei jo kabhi kisi se nahi darte. hum jaha pe khade hote hai log wohi se darna suru karte hai. Chhup Chhap khade raho." mad.gif

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Hopefully Sharukh khan in Titanic would say this.......!!

 

 

 

"Ek ladki thi diwani si, galiyo se gujara karti thi.

chhori-chhori, chhupke-chhupke chhithiya likha karti thi.

 

jab bhi milti thi wo, mujhse puchha karti thi

ye pyar kese hota hai...! ye pyar kaise hota hai....!!

 

aur me.........bas itna hi keh pata tha" pyar ki kasti mein....lehro ki masti mein....!! smile.gifsmile.gif

 

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biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif rockyparajuli ji did well at all.

 

Vipasha, thanks for this stuff.

Edited by Sujita Lamichhane

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nice joke Vipasha n' a cool ..amendment..?? or ... let's say... modification by Rocky. hmm.. i enjoyed it. really..

 

now.. get the load o' this..

 

once.. a bald man (taalu chinde) was in an interview. by n' by he was asked..

"hana tapaain ta chinde hunu hunchha..yasle tapaain ko dincharya ma kehi problem ta paardaina"

 

he said... " haina.. tyasto ta kehi chhaina. tara bihaan mukh dhunda chhahi alik apthyaaro parchha. mukh kahaan samma dhunu parne ho tyo chhutyaauna sakdina.

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QUOTE (Superb @ Apr 14 2003, 06:36 PM)
nice joke Vipasha n' a cool ..amendment..?? or ... let's say... modification by Rocky. hmm.. i enjoyed it. really..

now.. get the load o' this..

once.. a bald man (taalu chinde) was in an interview.  by n' by he was asked..
"hana tapaain ta chinde hunu hunchha..yasle tapaain ko dincharya ma kehi problem ta paardaina"

he said... " haina.. tyasto ta kehi chhaina. tara bihaan  mukh dhunda chhahi alik apthyaaro parchha. mukh kahaan samma dhunu parne ho tyo chhutyaauna sakdina.

he youworaj yo chinde chain .......aakhir ko ho huh....!!:unsure:

Edited by rockyparajuli

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QUOTE (Vipasha Kshetri @ Apr 14 2003, 05:46 AM)
Titanic in Bollywood!

Cool Vipasha Jee..

 

was really wonderfull!

 

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