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Recently overheard definition of frusted Forestry Viddwan Vidur Raj Chauhan: someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough Forestry Education to become a DFO and Ranjer. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

Golden chance na gumaunu hola, good luck friends!

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Today morning, as Yadav was driving down the freeway in New Delhi, his car phone rang.

 

Answering, he heard his future wife's voice urgently warning him, "Rajju, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the interstate. Please be careful!"

 

"It's not just one car," Yadav replied.

 

"It's hundreds of them!" biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

 

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HAHAHAHAHA biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

New Year ma sabailai enjoy garna dinus tapai haru, na hasaunus dherai. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Naughty huh?? huh.gif

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Aayesha ji,

 

Just remember this:

 

Don't Look at anything in a physics Lab.

Don't Taste anything in a chemistry Lab.

Don't Smell anything in a biology Lab.

Don't Touch anything in a medical Lab.

 

and, most importantly, don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

 

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QUOTE (RKYadav @ Jan 2 2004, 05:47 AM)
most importantly, don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

HUH??

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QUOTE (Sujita Lamichhane @ Jan 2 2004, 10:58 AM)
QUOTE (RKYadav @ Jan 2 2004, 05:47 AM)
most importantly, don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif

 

HUH??

 

Taka taka bhaiyeu, chanami bato balyo hamari didi ka. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Between a lovely couple.

 

Sangita: Rajju, yi tohar muchh mudwai lio ho. Tohar muchh humka hamesha paresan kare hai.

Rajju: Ka baat kar rahi hai. Hamar muchh hamar shaan hai, hamar aan hai aur hamar jaan hai. Kuchh aur baat kar ri sajani, yi to humse kaunau haalma naahi ho sakat.

Sangita: Mudwai lio na ho hamar khatir. Ka fark padi toka?

Rajju: Dekh sajani, hum toka chhod sakat per yi muchh ko hum kabai nahin chhodunga.

Sangita: ph34r.gif

 

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Arre O Rajju miya, muchhe mudwao. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Aayesha ji,

 

Tapaile yo Rajju/Sangita version post garnu bhayera malai forum ma login garauna baddhya banaunu bhayo. By the way Aayesha ji, yo kura tapaile kaha bata tha paunu bhayo? I wonder.....! Ab ta bishwas garna pani kathin chha. Yeh Duniyan Gajab ki.....?

 

Asti na Nepalgunj jada hamro VB Raja bhet bhayeko thiyo. Uhale malai bhet hune bittikai ek chhin samma gali garnu bhayo ra tyas pachhi feri shant hunu bhayo.

 

Uhale malai tapailai bigareko aarop lagaunu bhayo. Maile uhalai bhane; haina hajur, maiya ta ramrai hunu hunchha, Raja le kehi chinta garnu pardaina. Aayesha maiya bigrane ta kurai audaina..kati samajhdar, kati sahan silata bhayeki ani tyatikai imandar pani. Maile yastai kuraharule uhalai samjhaudai thiye. Uhale ekkasi bhannu bhayo: Ani kina ta Catch me if you can bhandai tapaiharuko forum ma ufri ra chha ta? biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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