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#1 palxeno

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:21 PM

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you *******".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
........ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it be comes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry num be r is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. .....
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..







Santa: today I made a fool of water?


Banta: how did you do that?


Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water






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Santa: My wife is still scared of water


Banta: how come?


Santa: yesterday when i went home,

she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!






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Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.


Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.



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banta: you cheated me.


shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.


banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india
radio!



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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.


santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
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Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices


Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?


Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair.

Santaji, you don't look worried?


Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price.


Sir: how come?


Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100!


Sir: ???????????


"The hardest thing to learn in Life is, which bridge to cross and which to burn."

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 01:40 AM

great jokes. thanks




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