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Munna Bhai Jokes >> Jhoot nahin bolneka

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.

MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit, yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyun likh raha hai?

 

SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

 

:P:D:D

 

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Good post. Joy and Shivani. Keep it up.

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Munna bhai: Abe oye circuite, bata... agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

 

Circuit: simple hai na bhai, bole to bina sui ke 14 injection lagane ka.

 

:D:D

 

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Munna Bhai ra Circuit to badlama yadi Rajkumar Hirani le hamro Lalu bro ra Siru bro lai lieko bhaye aru 5-7 crores kamaune thiyo hola, hai? :D:D

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Munna Bhai ra Circuit to badlama yadi Rajkumar Hirani le hamro Lalu bro ra Siru bro lai lieko bhaye aru 5-7 crores kamaune thiyo hola, hai? :D:D

Tyas maathee makardhoj Jee laaee Lucky Singh ko role dinu parne !! Arko 6-7 Crores ko kamaaee......Wah kyaa team hai !!

 

Lage Raho Sirupate Biradar

 

Star cast:

 

Sirupate, Laupate and makardhoj. :angry::(:)

 

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Tyas maathee makardhoj Jee laaee Lucky Singh ko role dinu parne !! Arko 6-7 Crores ko kamaaee......Wah kyaa team hai !!

He suits in the first part (Munna Bhai M.B.B.S) :D

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If I play the role of Lucky Singh then.....

 

eh Lallu o !! OMG I can’t wait, comm soon a. :D:D

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MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?

CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!!

 

Circuit & Mamu CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU : Nehin.

CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

 

 

Lalupate:: Makardhoj ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

Makardhoj :: kya baat kartay ho Lalu sab check kar kay laya hoooon :lol:

 

Lalupate : Makardhoj aapko logo ne kyun mara ?

Makardhoj : yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi to maine Madam se kaha zara sadi upar karo photo lena hai. :lol::lol::lol:

 

aur maro Makar biradar ko :lol::lol:

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