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#1 MANANDHAR

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 12:26 AM

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis, that women will flock to.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine." So KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, .......And she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!


Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for u.
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The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack !!! (:-smile.gif

Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily
mess with them!!!



This Joke was forwarded by my friend
"My smile is what I show...the hurt inside me I hide...My cheerfulness is what the world knows...coz I hold back my darker side."

#2 Maun

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 03:01 AM

QUOTE (MANANDHAR @ Nov 9 2003, 12:26 AM)
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!


I never had a doubt about this laugh.gif


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#3 Avee

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 07:25 AM

Whatta joke! biggrin.gif

That was a universal thruth though!
Most people think, great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything, and make everybody feel high.

#4 distant_memory

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 08:20 AM

jesus...what a load of sexist male chauvanists pigs! woman are multitalented, multitasking would give a man nightmares for his whole life-that's the universal truth mate!
Before you abuse, critisize and accuse
Walk a mile in my shoes!


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#5 Avee

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 09:17 AM

QUOTE (distant_memory @ Nov 10 2003, 08:20 AM)
woman are multitalented, multitasking would give a man nightmares for his whole life-that's the universal truth mate!

Dey r always ahead 2 giv a man nightmares for his whole life, isnt it clear by wat yu hav said??? tongue.gif

Edited by Avee, 10 November 2003 - 09:18 AM.

Most people think, great God will come from the skies,
Take away everything, and make everybody feel high.

#6 distant_memory

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 12:53 PM

QUOTE (Avee @ Nov 10 2003, 09:17 AM)
QUOTE (distant_memory @ Nov 10 2003, 08:20 AM)
woman are multitalented, multitasking would give a man nightmares for his whole life-that's the universal truth mate!

Dey r always ahead 2 giv a man nightmares for his whole life, isnt it clear by wat yu hav said??? tongue.gif

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(blankly nods and agrees...no idea what he's going on about there!!)
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#7 okinawa

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 01:36 PM

MANANDHAR le yesto topic ko joke vandyo keeee aba saaraaa WNSO kaaa mahila barga haru dadu-panyu-kucho liyera WNSO kaa purush lai lakhetne vaye....

ma ta Allare le ke answer delaaa vanera kurera basiraachhu..!!!!!

#8 rockyparajuli

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 02:01 PM

QUOTE (okinawa @ Nov 10 2003, 01:36 PM)
aba saaraaa WNSO kaaa mahila barga haru dadu-panyu-kucho liyera WNSO kaa purush lai lakhetne vaye....


okinawa ji, yedi wnso ka mahila harule khede bhane auta arko joke manandhar ji lai bhanna lagayera uniharulai nai ultai khed-diu la ni hudaina.....!!!! wink.gif

#9 linuxuser

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 03:36 PM

hehe...here is another one.. ( ladies..it is just a joke )

An exhausted woman dragged herself to the doctor's office.

"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood," she said.

"They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

"I'm going to prescribe some sleeping pills," said the doctor.

"A few of these and your troubles will be over."

"Great," said the woman.

"I'll try anything."

A few weeks later, the woman returned, looking worse than ever.

"Doctor, it didn't work! I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head.

"Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"Maybe so," said the woman, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one, it's hell getting him to swallow the pill!"
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#10 manchilds friend

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Posted 10 November 2003 - 03:43 PM

I've got another joke ..

DOCTOR: Well, I hope you're prepared for changing diapers Mrs Jones.

Mrs. Jones: (smiles) , Why? Am i pregnant doctor?

DOCTOR: No, you have bowel cancer.
Father I killed my monkey
I let it out




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