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#31 Sirupate

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Posted 08 March 2004 - 11:23 AM

John, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in a while?" whined Mari.

"Huh?" John responded.

"Look around you!" she yells as she points around the room. "All these books. Your head is always buried in books. You don't even know I'm alive!"

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"You know, sometimes I wish I were a book. Then you'd at least look at me."

"Hmmm," John mumbled in deep thought, "that's not a bad idea. Then I could take you to the library every few days and change you for something more interesting." laugh.gif laugh.gif


#32 Sirupate

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Posted 09 March 2004 - 11:12 AM

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."

Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?
"Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde.
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" laugh.gif laugh.gif


#33 makardhoj

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Posted 09 March 2004 - 02:11 PM


A great shayari by our great allare ji.

Gum woh cheez hai ... -- Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai
Jis se paper chipkaya jaata hai
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#34 makardhoj

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Posted 09 March 2004 - 02:23 PM


A shayari by our Jhilke ji.

Nakkali sadak ke is paar thi, main sadak ke us par tha
Kuch main aage badha, kuch Nakkali aage badhi
Main kuch aur aage badha, Nakkali bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Main kuch aur aage badha, Nakkali bhi kuch aur aage badhi
Ab main sadak ke us par tha, aur Nakkali sadak ke is par thi
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Edited by RKYadav, 09 March 2004 - 02:24 PM.

regards,

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#35 makardhoj

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Posted 15 March 2004 - 01:52 PM


Sirupate ji was relaxing at his 20th birthday party when Laloopate ji went up to him. "Sirupate biradar, what is the secret of your long life?"

Sirupate ji considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of Whisky with Soda. Good for the heart and long life, I've heard."

And then Laloopate ji replied, "That's ALL?"

Sirupate ji smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the WNSO forum." laugh.gif laugh.gif
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#36 Sushil Pradhan

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Posted 17 March 2004 - 12:56 PM


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#37 Sirupate

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 08:59 AM

How to kill a lion?

George Bush method: Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

#38 Rainka_Shivani

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Posted 30 March 2004 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE (Sirupate @ Mar 30 2004, 08:59 AM)
How to kill a lion?

George Bush method: Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Yadav ji method: Send to Chauhan ji in the Jungle to warn the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear. biggrin.gif
We can no longer have everything we want, we can be more than we imagined....!!

#39 Pallavi Khanal

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 02:26 PM


Nepali Bihari Bhai-Bhai at the Birgunj border. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
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#40 apala

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Posted 31 March 2004 - 10:25 PM


Nice pic. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
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