palxeno 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2006 Here is a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - Don't miss the last one. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. --------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident? A: Gucci sweat-shirt and Reeboks. -------------------------------------------- Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? --------------------------------------------- Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ------------------------ --------------------- Q How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: By whose death was it terminated? --------------------------------------------- Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? --------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. -------------------------------------------- Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. -------------------------------------------- Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. --------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning ? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. -------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began = the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ujjwal 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2006 yeah very funny ........ but it should be in Jokes section ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vin22 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2006 wow daaammmmmichhhhhhaaaaaaa ta mitra.interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
palxeno 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 thanks vin22 and ujjal ji next time jok section ma nai hune 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manbhand 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2007 good humour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyamprad 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2007 REALLY FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites