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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Sirupate Starts his practice on Lalupate. He 1st checks Lalupate's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch & finally declares:

 

Biradar.......... TORCH THEEK CHHA.

 

 

:D:D:D:D

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Authors: Sirupate, Chauhan, Lalupate, Yadav, Attariyalese, BS n GNOME

What does it mean? Authors le matrai post/reply garne ra arule garna napaune ho ki kya ho?

 

Another thing is; Just because I don't listen to flop show, I do listen to Hit show. Hehe just kidding hai! :P Bytheway, it was funny. Keep it up Raj ji.

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Authors: Sirupate, Chauhan, Lalupate, Yadav, Attariyalese, BS n GNOME

What does it mean? Authors le matrai post/reply garne ra arule garna napaune ho ki kya ho?

Hoina hoina prabhu tyasto kehi pani hoina. Yo section ma lamo samay dekhi jhyamma jhumma gariraheka haruko naam tyasai ramailoko lagi as an Authors ma rakhi matr diyeko. Anyatha, yas topic ma jasle post-reply garda pani hunchha.

 

La aba arko sunnus hai,

 

BS: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

 

GNOME: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. :D:D

 

 

 

 

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NOTE: I have recieved a message by Chauhan just a moment ago. His message is:

 

"Hello I am a virus called Vidur and I am entering your brain right now but sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain." :o:lol:

 

It seems, he was here right an hour ago.

 

 

 

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Authors: Sirupate, Chauhan, Lalupate, Yadav, Attariyalese, BS n GNOME

What does it mean? Authors le matrai post/reply garne ra arule garna napaune ho ki kya ho?

Hoina hoina prabhu tyasto kehi pani hoina. Yo section ma lamo samay dekhi jhyamma jhumma gariraheka haruko naam tyasai ramailoko lagi as an Authors ma rakhi matr diyeko. Anyatha, yas topic ma jasle post-reply garda pani hunchha.

 

La aba arko sunnus hai,

 

BS: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

 

GNOME: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. :D:D

 

hehe ... funny

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Yadav: Hey Chauhan, why are you late to come to here?

 

Chauhan: Well dude, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

 

:D:D

 

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Yadav: Hey Chauhan, why are you late to come to here?

 

Chauhan: Well dude, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

 

:D:D

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Need much stylist show :lol:

 

The first one is very funny.

 

Ok, then we go for a show.

 

A Cricket match between Sirupate Biradar and Attariyalese Biradar

 

Limited overs: 1.0 over

Limited time: 5 minutes

Rules: No rules

Refree: No refree (free style)

 

Attariyalese Biradar wom the TOSS and went to batting. And Sirupate Biradar went to bowling.

 

(Match is already on and Sirupate Biradar is measuring all around)

 

Attariyalese Biradar: Oye Sirupate, kaiko Ball itna ghis raila hai be?

 

Sirupate Biradar: Oye Attariyalese, don't disturb me, I am looking that how can I bounce this Ball on your face.

 

Attariyalese Biradar: To phir tu ghiste reh bas!

 

Sirupate Biradar: Oye Attariyalese...Oye lambe baal wale, now you be ready. I am moving on now BUT ek baat kya khayal rakhna. Woh jo teen lakdiyan hai na wo mere ko barabar dikhna mangta hai varna tu kabhi BAT pakadne ke layak nahin rahega, samjha kya? Hmmmmm :angry:

 

Attariyalese Biradar: Ha ha thik hai. Tu bhi ek baat yaad rakhna. Woh yeh ki....Ball jara slow phek, mere ko bhi ball barabar dikhna mangta hai. Agar ball nahin dikha to tu bhi aaj ke baad Chautari mein nahin dikhega. Hmmmm :angry:

 

(At this hot movement, Chautari's admin Biradar suddenly entered on the ground and said....)

 

Oye matt-waron....Humko bhi khelna hai, kya?

 

Attariyalese Biradar: Hey admin, you here?

 

Admin Biradar: Ha, to kya huwa?

 

Sirupate Biradar: Oye admin Biradar, tum chautari ka admin yahan kya karega?

 

Admin Biradar: To kya farak padta hai be, Chautari mein admin yahan skipmin karega, kya?

 

Admin Biradar again: Oye Laal jarsi wale, Sirupate ball phek raha hai jara tu baju hatt. Sirupate ka pheka huwa ball barabar mere haath mein aana mangta hai :angry:

 

(Attariyalese Biradar feel something streght here and he silently spoke up....)"Yeh saale dono ek aage se aur ek pichhe se meri hi lagane mein tule huye hai." :angry::angry:

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

 

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Ok, then we go for a show.

 

A Cricket match between Sirupate Biradar and Attariyalese Biradar

 

Limited overs: 1.0 over

Limited time: 5 minutes

Rules: No rules

Refree: No refree (free style)

 

Attariyalese Biradar wom the TOSS and went to batting. And Sirupate Biradar went to bowling.

 

(Match is already on and Sirupate Biradar is measuring all around)

 

Attariyalese Biradar: Oye Sirupate, kaiko Ball itna ghis raila hai be?

 

Sirupate Biradar: Oye Attariyalese, don't disturb me, I am looking that how can I bounce this Ball on your face.

 

Attariyalese Biradar: To phir tu ghiste reh bas!

 

Sirupate Biradar: Oye Attariyalese...Oye lambe baal wale, now you be ready. I am moving on now BUT ek baat kya khayal rakhna. Woh jo teen lakdiyan hai na wo mere ko barabar dikhna mangta hai varna tu kabhi BAT pakadne ke layak nahin rahega, samjha kya? Hmmmmm :angry:

 

Attariyalese Biradar: Ha ha thik hai. Tu bhi ek baat yaad rakhna. Woh yeh ki....Ball jara slow phek, mere ko bhi ball barabar dikhna mangta hai. Agar ball nahin dikha to tu bhi aaj ke baad Chautari mein nahin dikhega. Hmmmm :angry:

 

(At this hot movement, Chautari's admin Biradar suddenly entered on the ground and said....)

 

Oye matt-waron....Humko bhi khelna hai, kya?

 

Attariyalese Biradar: Hey admin, you here?

 

Admin Biradar: Ha, to kya huwa?

 

Sirupate Biradar: Oye admin Biradar, tum chautari ka admin yahan kya karega?

 

Admin Biradar: To kya farak padta hai be, Chautari mein admin yahan skipmin karega, kya?

 

Admin Biradar again: Oye Laal jarsi wale, Sirupate ball phek raha hai jara tu baju hatt. Sirupate ka pheka huwa ball barabar mere haath mein aana mangta hai :angry:

 

(Attariyalese Biradar feel something streght here and he silently spoke up....)"Yeh saale dono ek aage se aur ek pichhe se meri hi lagane mein tule huye hai." :angry::angry:

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh God! I can't do stop myself :D:D This is really hilarious. Kata kata bata payeko ho yasto DIMAG? :D The last line is really funny. :D:D

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What I am thinking now is; ma yo kapaal nai kaaTee dinchhu :( Na rahegaa Baans, na bajegee Basuree.

 

Lalupate bro, you have to improve Mumbaiyaa language. :D

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