palxeno 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2008 Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you *******". ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...? ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. .... ........ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it be comes deaf......" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry num be r is also written...BC 1760!!!.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .. Santa: today I made a fool of water? Banta: how did you do that? Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water -------- Santa: My wife is still scared of water Banta: how come? Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!! ---------- Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. ----------- banta: you cheated me. shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you. banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio! ----------- nurse: congrats santa, you are a father. santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her! ------------ Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices Santa: Sir, why are you so angry? Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair. Santaji, you don't look worried? Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price. Sir: how come? Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100! Sir: ??????????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2008 great jokes. thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites