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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"

Sardar says, "pass the custard you *******".

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Sardar at bar in New York .

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

how much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office....

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....

........ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it be comes deaf......"

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry num be r is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. .....

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the

exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father

in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state.....

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa: today I made a fool of water?

 

 

Banta: how did you do that?

 

 

Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Santa: My wife is still scared of water

 

 

Banta: how come?

 

 

Santa: yesterday when i went home,

 

she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.

 

 

Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.

 

 

 

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banta: you cheated me.

 

 

shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.

 

 

banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india

radio!

 

 

 

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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.

 

 

santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!

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Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices

 

 

Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?

 

 

Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair.

 

Santaji, you don't look worried?

 

 

Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price.

 

 

Sir: how come?

 

 

Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100!

 

 

Sir: ???????????

 

 

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