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#1 swaphaj



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Posted 13 August 2009 - 12:18 PM

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Posted 24 August 2009 - 09:30 PM

Confused, I am confused.
Dear Che Guevara, world is beautiful with Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales and many others to follow, including Baburam Bhattrai and Prachanda. I wish you were here.

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 11:23 PM

hahaha .... i liked it ..... nice idea for finding suitable gifts.... Xmas is just round the corner and i hope this idea will come in handy ... .lolss

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