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buzum18

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Offline Last Active May 01 2008 11:37 PM
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Joke

16 April 2008 - 09:41 PM

During work, Ram and Narayan were chatting:

Ram: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I
have an exam next week.

Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Narayan: No

Ram: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses
you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Ram: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Narayan: No

Ram: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses,
you would know this.


The next day, once again:

Ram: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Narayan: No

Ram: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you
would know this.


This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is
Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?


Ram: No


Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses,
you would know.

Did you Shred the Documents well enough?

15 April 2008 - 10:43 PM

Did you Shred the Documents well enough?

CHECK MEANING OF YOUR NAME

15 April 2008 - 10:34 PM

Hi, CHECK MEANING OF YOUR NAME. ITS GREAT AND REAL ITS AMAZING

Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name
means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its
TRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!)

PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.

For Example- Anil

A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.


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A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.

D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel

15 April 2008 - 10:31 PM

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

Beware Of Girls

15 April 2008 - 12:16 AM

Beware Of Girls........


The best relation ever is between two eyes.
They blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together...


STILL they never see each other......


But when they see a girl, one will blink and the other will not......


Moral of the story::a girl can break all kinds of relationship......beware of gal