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#21 GNOME

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 02:00 AM

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line
said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).

The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258


#22 GNOME

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 02:00 AM

A newly wedded sardar asks his mom" How should i do it?"
MOM says :"Put ur hardest thing where she pisses." sardar puts his head in the toilet.


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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:05 AM

1 members already said Thank You! for your outstanding contribution to WNSO!
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:05 AM

keep on sharing the jokes frens
Wichtig ist was der Man tun,nicht wie er Aussieht...

#25 godKnows

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:42 PM

QUOTE(GNOME @ Jul 7 2005, 08:00 AM)
A newly wedded sardar asks his mom" How should i do it?"
MOM says :"Put ur hardest thing where she pisses." sardar puts his head in the toilet.

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WOW.....hehehehehehehehehe

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YOU ROCK GNOME.....

#26 b-mal

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Posted 25 August 2005 - 09:07 AM

genome thats great sardar jokes.. can u add.. i will go.. jokes...
hamjayega...
There was a blind boy, He Hated Every One Except his GF, He said "i will marry u when i could c u",Eventually someone donated eyes to him,When he could c!he was shocked to c that his GF is also blind, D girl asked Will u marry me now? He refused, The girl went away forever sayin

Just Take care of My eyes...

"The essence of Love, NEVER SAY DIE"

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 03:13 AM

Gnome, I read them all today. Thank you for this exceptional contribtion.


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Posted 31 August 2005 - 12:27 AM

Wash Basin
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".


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Posted 31 August 2005 - 12:29 AM

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 12:36 AM

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.





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