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#21 makardhoj

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Posted 02 March 2004 - 02:47 PM


QUOTE (Deepa Pal @ Feb 19 2004, 04:39 PM)
At Taj Mahal  huh.gif

Taj Mahal re....! dry.gif Tei matra tha chha ki kya ho?

Aba ke bhanne khoi? Tara pani euta bhani halna man lagyo...........

Tapai haru kasai lai tha chha?......What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
Tha chhaina bhane la sunnus hai ta.............. A battery always has a positive side. laugh.gif laugh.gif

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#22 apala

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 10:28 AM


Men are:

Men are like.....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Government bonds
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small or handicapped.

Men are like.....Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are. huh.gif huh.gif
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#23 subedi B.R.

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 11:06 AM

good combination..!! sarai ris uthe jasto chha ayyesha jee lai tongue.gif tongue.gif

#24 Sirupate

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 11:09 AM

Do you know how tough it is being a man?

If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


#25 Sirupate

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 11:15 AM

Women are complicated creatures.

If u kiss her, u are not a gentleman
If u don't, u are not a man.

If u praise her, she thinks u are lying,
If u don't, u are good for nothing.

If u agree to all her likes, she is abusing,
If u don't, u are not understanding.

If u make romance, u are an experienced man,
If u don't, u are a half man.

If u visit her too often, she thinks its boring,
If u don't, she accuses u of double crossing.

If u are well dressed, she says u are a playboy,
If u don't, u are a dull guy.

If u r jealous, she says its bad,
If u don't, she thinks u don't love her.

If u attempt a romance, she says u didn't respect her,
If u don't, she thinks u do not like her.

If u are minute late, she complains its hard to wait,
If she is late, she says that's gal's way.

If u visit another, she accuses u of being heel,
If she visited by another, "Oh its natural,we are gals".

If u kiss her once in a while, she profess u are cold,
If u kiss too many, she yells that u are taking advantage.

If u fail to help her in crossing the street, u lack ethics,
If u do, she thinks its just one of the man's tactics.

If u stare at other, she accuses u of flirting,
If she stared by others, she says that they are just admiring.

If u talk, she wants u to listen,
If u listen, she wants u to talk.


#26 Naaz

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 11:54 AM

QUOTE (Sirupate @ Mar 3 2004, 11:15 AM)
Women are complicated creatures.

If u kiss her, u are not a gentleman
If u don't, u are not a man.

If u praise her, she thinks u are lying,
If u don't, u are good for nothing.

If u agree to all her likes, she is abusing,
If u don't, u are not understanding.

If u make romance, u are an experienced man,
If u don't, u are a half man.

If u visit her too often, she thinks its boring,
If u don't, she accuses u of double crossing.

If u are well dressed, she says u are a playboy,
If u don't, u are a dull guy.

If u r jealous, she says its bad,
If u don't, she thinks u don't love her.

If u attempt a romance, she says u didn't respect her,
If u don't, she thinks u do not like her.

If u are minute late, she complains its hard to wait,
If she is late, she says that's gal's way.

If u visit another, she accuses u of being heel,
If she visited by another, "Oh its natural,we are gals".

If u kiss her once in a while, she profess u are cold,
If u kiss too many, she yells that u are taking advantage.

If u fail to help her in crossing the street, u lack ethics,
If u do, she thinks its just one of the man's tactics.

If u stare at other, she accuses u of flirting,
If she stared by others, she says that they are just admiring.

If u talk, she wants u to listen,
If u listen, she wants u to talk.

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Even though we know how far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star. And the night wind start to sing a lonesome lullaby, it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky.

#27 Vidhan Vikram Thapa

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 02:35 PM


Ma ta ya fighting ko sign dekhtai chhu, kaso ho kunni? biggrin.gif Aru sab garau fighting chahi na garau hola! sarai dar lagchha. ph34r.gif

#28 jhilke

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 05:54 PM

Allare was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before!

As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in front of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach.

He picked the roach and put it in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.

He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.

He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg.

He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach could not!

Our Professor Allare was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore". laugh.gif laugh.gif


#29 apala

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 03:50 AM

QUOTE (jhilke @ Mar 3 2004, 05:54 PM)
Our Professor Allare was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore". laugh.gif laugh.gif

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#30 subedi B.R.

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Posted 05 March 2004 - 02:28 PM

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