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#81 GNOME

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:22 AM

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1
bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

#82 GNOME

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:23 AM

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000 ?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:25 AM

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:25 AM

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:31 AM

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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#86 ram dotyal

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 12:46 AM


एक मरिज डाक्टर के पास गया और बोला : " डाक्टर साह्ब , मेरी प्राब्लम यह है कि मै अपने को ईश्वर समझता हुँ।"

डाक्टर: "यह हालत कब से है?"

मरीज: "जब से मैने यह दुनिया बनाइ है।" rolleyes.gif biggrin.gif
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 04:36 PM

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#88 ram dotyal

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 02:41 AM


लो जी एक और पेस है आप कि खिदमत मे :

एक सरदार जी ने मन्त्री जी को फोन किया और पूछा - "मै भी मन्त्री बनना चाहता हुँ !"

मन्त्री जी बोले - "क्या तुम पागल हो ?"

फिर सरदार जी ने पुछा - "मन्त्री बनने के लिए और क्या-क्या योग्यताए होनी चाहिए ?"
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#89 makardhoj

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 10:35 AM


Lalupate ji: Oye paa ji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai?

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Lalupate ji: rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif

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#90 suhani

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:43 PM


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