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#1 GNOME

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 05:37 AM

Sardarji's Interview

Sardarji went to an interview...

Interviewer: Have u heard of "MIKE TYSON"??

Sardarji: Yes Sir.

Interviewer: Can u tell me his father's name??

Sardarji thought for a while & replied : "MIKE TIE" !!

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 05:43 AM

Once a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction, this disturbed the sardarji and he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction.

While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 05:48 AM

what is the height of:-

( a ) Stupidity?
Ans. 2 surds fighting for the window seat in a scooter.(Balle-Balle)

( b ) Confidence?
Ans. Farting when you suffer from loose motion.(Balle-Balle)


How do you keep a sardarji busy?
Ans. ask him to find a corner in circular room.(Balle-Balle)

How do you keep another surd busy?
Ans. by writing P.T.O. on both sides of a page.(Balle-Balle)

How do you keep both the surds busy?
Ans Askig them to solve each others problems.( bolo tara rara) 

Edited by GNOME, 23 January 2005 - 05:50 AM.


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Posted 23 January 2005 - 05:51 AM

once an englishman asks the sardarji
"hello,how do you do?"

The sardarji thinks and finally answers

"Well, I don't know about your's but I do with my pants off." 

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 05:54 AM

once two sardars were jumping from a very tall building in New York.... both of them had parachutes.

They started falling down..down...rigt from the 100th floor....came the 70th...the 40th..the 30th...the 12th...and when they came somewhat near the first floor..

One sardarji asked the other....

"oye.paaji!... parachute ko abhi tak kyun nahin kulaya?...hum donon girkar marjaayenge""

The other one replies...."oye ....kya koi first floor se girkar martha hai..saale dakkan"

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 06:01 AM

what is the meaning of assassination according to a sardar?

Ass-ass-singh-nation.

gadha, gadhe ke peeche gadha, gadhe ke peeche sardar, sardar ke peeche poora nation. 

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 06:52 AM

Q:) What did the sardar do when he wanted to look 20 years younger?

A:) He looked in the mirror he bought 20 years ago!


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Sardar returned to India after his trip from london, he asked his wife "Hey am I looking like a foreigner?"

she said "no"

sardar: "Hey look thorougly and say am I looking like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No for the last time, but why are you asking this?"

Sardar: Yesturday, at the station in london a lady told me "you look like a foriegner" 

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 06:58 AM

Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:05 AM

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"

The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."


Saint Peter lets him in without another word

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:08 AM

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.

A friend of his asked why he did so?"

It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning". 




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