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#1 palxeno

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 12:39 AM

Here is a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people
actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by
court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place.

Some of these are excellent - Don't miss the last one.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?
A: Gucci sweat-shirt and Reeboks.
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: By whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy
on him.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
that morning ?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began =
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere...


"The hardest thing to learn in Life is, which bridge to cross and which to burn."

#2 ujjwal

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 05:41 AM

yeah very funny smile.gif ........ but it should be in Jokes section .......
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#3 vin22

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 04:46 PM

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#4 palxeno

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:37 PM

thanks vin22 and ujjal ji next time jok section ma nai hune 6
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 11:53 AM

good humour
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#6 shyamprad

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Posted 18 September 2007 - 05:43 AM

REALLY FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A WALK TO PEACE NEPAL...........




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